nash grier isnt even attractive i dont see why everyones so in love with his looks
Let’s not forget that he’s got a shitty personality
thE ASIAN GUY
Picture wars are a million times more amusing.
honey boo boo looks like an angry bridge troll
omfg I was walking home from the bus stop and I saw this elderly couple where this woman was pushing her husband in a wheelchair and I was like “aw that’s cute” but as I got closer to them I heard them talking and she was like “you’re a huge asshole, tom” and he was like “JUST PUSH ME INTO A DITCH”
this period of the simpsons where homer is pretty clueless but still tries hard to be a good father because he does love his kids is my favourite, so many feelings
my blog style is called blackout blogging. i make mass amounts of posts in a short amount of time then blackout for hours on end and do it all over.
when i was born i was given the choice between a big dick or a great memory
which did you choose
i don’t remember
will you marry me = a marriage proposal
will, you, Mary, me = a foursome proposal
grammar jokes will never not be funny
Oh hey look it’s the fault in our stars
when you shake laminated paper and it does the thing
"if you consider a woman less pure after you’ve touched her, maybe you should take a look at your hands."
who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot
I suck at texting unless
- I am in a relationship with you
- I need something
- Me and you are close as fuck